Our lawn is forever lush & green
Come spring, summer, winter or fall
It fills our eyes & beckons us with its call
Beholding it as though it’s always spring!
The green is lush, fresh & beautiful to behold . . . changing not with the seasons. It’s tolerant of heat & rain without pain of due care & attention. It’s virtually free of maintenance, saving you both energy & water, fertilisers or mowing. No need to worry about winter weeds or fighting against its vigorous summer growth. In fact, it remains perpetually young & beautiful . . . could be that longevity & perpetual youth are not impossible after all!
Let’s hear directly from the horse’s mouth:
“Unlike the well-known variety of Winter Green, Santa Ana, Kikuyu or Matilda Buffalo which take years to establish with lots of care & attention, you can install & establish me virtually over night. Like your faithful mate, I will stay that way for years to come giving you much joy & pleasure. No betrayal, no let down, just how reliable can I be.
Shade or sun I remain consistent giving you fun. Apart from its tolerance of heat & shade, water or drought, I feature less so even with wear & tear.
Just don’t be unduly upset when the team of workmen comes to establish me on your ground. They come with the machinery & equipment, bobcat & compactor, loads of cracker dust with me in two rolled up format in the trailer. They dIg up the ground, level it, remove all unwanted rocks or stones, fill the ground up with cracker dust, level it & compact the ground upon which I shall lay for years to come. Your heart might ache when your rose plants have to be relocated. It’s like blowing up a dust storm before calm sets in.
Slowly & surely I make my appearance & with a twinkle I am established with landscaping & lots of black mulch for the roses & plants to further enhance my good looks.
When you think of the years ahead that you’ll be enjoying the pleasure of such a mate, the cost of establishing me as your front lawn or backyard, or as putting green becomes a very affordable project. My young neighbour looked over the fence & said, “I’m beginning to get sick cutting the lawn.”
When thinking of going my way in installing your everlasting green front lawn, go for Westregent Pty Ltd & rest assured of qualitative & quantitative service. Before engaging them, I rang up 4 or 5 other companies for quotes. All promised to come to my place to measure up the requirements & to give me their prices. Only one showed up, took the measurement & promised to call back with the quote the very next day. He never did. I rang up the manager who told me that his man was unwell & would personally look into the matter. I waited for a service that never materialised. A satisfied customer is your best advertisement!.
They came highly recommended by my friend Max.
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“I” may be artificial
But “I” am not superficial
In every way “I” am genuine & special
Fulfilling your both leisure & pleasure.
2 thoughts on “Our Lawn Is Forever Lush & Green”
What a forever green and beautiful lawn, you have had turned it into. We can have a garden party and play mahjong in the open air. Wonder it is allowed to do so in Perth. Of course, must have your permission, first. Well, look forward to meet Tai chea and you next year, 2013 in Feb.
I don’t know how to respond Paul. Since the first few sentences I already suspected that it could not be true. Reading until the very end, sure, it is artificial.
Well, life can be complicated. If we want the genuine ones, it takes muscles too. But when we are old, … so the choice is what looks nice and “everlasting”.