My Bitter Life . . . My Better Half

LOL Just divorced. And no, that's not my car.
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 By P Chong                           Friday, 9 September 2011

LOL. Just Divorced. But no. That’s my car!”

 There are always problems in life

R.I.P.

Whatever your status, rich or poor

Powerful or meek

Healthy or sick.

Only time that life bears no problem

Is on the day of your horizontal rest

And that rest is eternal!

So let’s live & let live

Living each day to our best

By changing the way we look at things

Amusingly, life does provide its funny side . . .

Every Wife is a “Mistress” for her Husband. “Miss” for one hour & “Stress” for the rest of the 23 hours!

The are 2 times when a Man doesn’t understand a Woman. Before Marriage and After Marriage.

My Husband and I Divorced over Religious Differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t. 


Marriage Is like a Public Toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.

Why Were Hurricanes Usually Named After Women?Because when they arrive, they’re wet and wild, 
but when they go, they take your house and car … 

A Man Goes To The Wizard To Ask If He Can Remove A Curse He Has Been Living With For The Last 40 Years. 
The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.
” The man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you Man And Wife.”

Husband Searching Keywords on Google `How to Tackle Wife? Google Search Result, “Still Searching.” 


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY . . .

Women are like phones: 
They like to be held, 
talked to and 
touched often. 
But push the wrong button
and you’re disconnected . . . 


Romantic SMS Romantic . . . SMS She sends the following message: 
My love if you’re sleeping, send me your dreams. 
If you’re smiling, send me your smile. 
If you’re crying, send me your tears. 
I love you. 
He Replied: I’m in the toilet. What do I send?

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