By P Chong Friday, 9 September 2011
Whatever your status, rich or poor
Powerful or meek
Healthy or sick.
Only time that life bears no problem
Is on the day of your horizontal rest
And that rest is eternal!
So let’s live & let live
Living each day to our best
By changing the way we look at things
Amusingly, life does provide its funny side . . .
Every Wife is a “Mistress” for her Husband. “Miss” for one hour & “Stress” for the rest of the 23 hours!
The are 2 times when a Man doesn’t understand a Woman. Before Marriage and After Marriage.
My Husband and I Divorced over Religious Differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t.
Marriage Is like a Public Toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.
Why Were Hurricanes Usually Named After Women? Because when they arrive, they’re wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car …
A Man Goes To The Wizard To Ask If He Can Remove A Curse He Has Been Living With For The Last 40 Years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. ” The man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you Man And Wife.”
Husband Searching Keywords on Google `How to Tackle Wife? Google Search Result, “Still Searching.”
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY . . .
Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and you’re disconnected . . .
Romantic SMS Romantic . . . SMS She sends the following message: My love if you’re sleeping, send me your dreams. If you’re smiling, send me your smile. If you’re crying, send me your tears. I love you. He Replied: I’m in the toilet. What do I send?