Sex education in the good old days often took the format of talking about the “Birds & the Bees”. In school we learnt about it without any greater interest, as the subject was treated technically & diagrammatically.

Modern dads are likely to teach sex education in keeping with cyberspace time . . . and this is so funny to resist my sharing.

A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers, “Well, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discoverted that neither one of us has used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the Delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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‘You got Male!