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God’s Recall Notice

10 Mar

In the motor industry, we are most familiar with the question of vehicle recall. Much publicity is generated in the media over such expensive recall like Honda Australia on 30 March 2011 recalled more than 45,000 vehicles over an issue with the power steering hose that has the potential to start a fire under the bonnet. It could be for other problems relating to faulty brakes, electronic components, loose fasteners or faults with the potential to be a serious safety issue. No matter what costing millions to the prestige & image of the manufacturers, safety & security are held in foremost importance.

 Wikipedia – Michelangelo‘s The Creation of Adam

Now what of problems related to mankind? In the light of the above, it’s interesting to note what God will do to protect you! Just think how much more important are humans compared to motor vehicles! I bet you will never have heard it presented in terms of modern technology such as this!

(Someone sent me this message below. The content of which is awesome! Source: Unknown)

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been identified as “Subsequential Internal Non-morality,” more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behaviour

6. Depression or confusion

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. 

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. 

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

- GOD -

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail’!

Because HE Lives!

God Bless you

Have a Blessed Day

 
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3 responses to “God’s Recall Notice

  1. Malcolm Agyapong-Nuni

    March 10, 2012 at 6:59 pm

    What a shame that the Human being has developed this S.I.N defect after such a long time in operation! I should say i am rather impressed by the swift but costly decision by the manufacturer to recall all units of the product.

    I would surely pass the message on and hope everyone heeds this warning before being scrapped in the furnace.

    I finally just want to voice my admiration and love for the technician Jesus. I can imagine him opening each product with care and love and repairing all the malfunctioning parts. I am sure he would need assistants in this huge task.

    In the event he needs a volunteering fisher-of-the-human product, i would gladly be available. I am sure he knows my phone number for it states in his manual Jeremiah 1:5 ‘Before I formed you in the womb I knew you’

    Lastly, i want to thank you Paul for this memo. I would surely pass it on.

    Love and blessing in Jesus name.

     
  2. michael

    March 10, 2012 at 10:30 pm

    Hi brother…wonderful analogy to what is needed for Man to understand why we need Jesus and how God so love the world that He gave his own beloved Son to die for our sins so that we are saved. And Q.E.D ..if only we humble ourselves, repent and seek Him!
    Thanks for sharing !!

     
  3. nycnyc

    March 15, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    Interesting post..Too bad I received the Honda recall after the fire. The other recall I believe doesn’t apply all at to me.

     

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